Which method would you use to tick off your neighbors?
The neighborhood is a little bland and could use some drama. I have a few ideas. Which should I try out?
1) Paint the house (currently white) with big irregular black splotches, so it looks like a residential Holstein cow.
2) Douse the front yard with herbicide in the shape of a giant Kokopelli, as viewed from above. It would take a week or two for the full Kokopelli to emerge fully as a dead, lifeless patch of grass in the otherwise nice green lawn.
3) Same as #2, but in some other guy’s lawn.
4) Put up a hand-crafted sign built using Christmas tree lights on the roof that says “ALIENS – LAND HERE!”
5) Some wonderfully creative (preferably legal) option you come up with and suggest to me.
Help me out here folks!
Over a few weeks, or a few days, assemble a lawn gnome army. Have them all facing the direction of your least favorite neighbor. The more you get, the creepier it will be.
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