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Real Aliens In Canada

Real Aliens In Canada
Resident Alien (canadian born) wants to marry a Peruvian woman?

I am a Resident Alien (born in Canada) but raised here in So Cal (since I was 6 months old), basicially, my whole life. I have been involved with a woman for almost 3 years now who lives in Peru. I was recently denied U. S. Citizenship (over non-submittal of some !$#@$!@ paperwork, I’ll reapply for citizehip in February 2009). I put all that in, in case someone says, “why aren’t you a citizen, blah blah blah?” That’s just for (some) clarification.

My question is: what are ALL the steps I would need to take to marry her and eventually bring her here (as a resident alien–me, not her)?

I am thinking of doing the following, is it a better idea?:

Would it be easier to marry her in February 2009 (in Peru), return to the U.S. and then re-apply for citizenship? Will it make a big difference trying to bring her here if I am given U.S. citizenship? I know it’s a lengthy question(s) but any and all REAL help will be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

If you are a citizen applying for her as your wife or as a fiancee it will take about a year for her to get the visa.

If you are a green card holder, applying for her as your wife, (green card holders can’t apply for fiancee visas) it will take 5 and 1/2 years for her to get a visa.

You do the math.

Best of luck.

To bring her here you file I-129F, I-864 and G-325A. You can find the forms here…..

http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.eb1d4c2a3e5b9ac89243c6a7543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=db029c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1RCRD&vgnextchannel=db029c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1RCRD

A Real UFO or Alien.

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Aliens In Indian History

Aliens In Indian History
about crystals skulls its stuff that makes 12/21/2012 make it look like its going to happen?

Most ppl say that the date 12/21/2012 is when the mayans stopped making the calender but……when they stopped making the calander it was becaus the aliens took them i laughed when i heard that but the guy telling me this also told me that the mexicans indians and aliens made 12 or 7 crystals skulls but i laughee about that but until one day i was wachtng the history channel and they said that the cystals skulls are real they were found in low areas in mexico

look on it in the internet so far 7 out of 12 have been found tell me what u thin oh and btw these skulls are made from computers chips so basicly they store memories but they say they know the past and the future well no one around the world knows how it works

btw i was bored i made this to entertain me and some stuff u might or not want to know

Winter solstice- December 21, 2012 – is just the revealing of the ‘antichrist’ or the ‘man of perdition’ at the mid-point of what Christians call the 7 year Tribulation (just subtract 1260 days to get the start and add 1260 days to get the end). Satanists and many pagan cultures from every corner of the world all throughout history have celebrated this like the Sumerians, Babylonians, Cherokee, Hopi, Chinese I-Ching (confirmed by Terence McKenna), Mayans (Pacal Votan; Chilam Balam of Tizimin, Mani, Chumayel; Jaguar Prophet), Egyptians, Celts, etc. This evil event is called “the abomination that causes desolation” that will be set up in the Jewish Temple’s Holy of Holies when the antichrist is imbued with the spirit of satan himself. When will Jesus come? Only God Himself knows exactly, but very soon in “the twinkling of an eye” and like “a thief in the night”. If you believe or not, that is up to you; either way it still comes.

Things to look for to PROVE it to yourself soon:

>Fall of America as an economic power and other ways. The buying up and consolidation of powerful banks and corporations by the government in a pretend “bail out” power grab to kill the U.S. dollar and bring in a one world currency.

Crash of other American banks and the nation’s financial underpinning: Operation Sitting Duck
>The Big One: Revelation 18. America goes down on the list of fabled societies nobody believes in any more like Atlantis, Mu, Lemuria, Hyperborea, etc..
>Martial law. (Google some of Bush’s executive orders concerning it- Nightmarish!)

*The fallen ‘alien’ agenda: Implementation of PROJECT BLUEBEAM (be ready to hear more and more ‘alien talk’ & watch your local skies for the show!)

Just in time for 2012! After decades of conditioning, billions will fall for it, but you won’t because we are talking about it here and now before it even happens.
(2 Thessalonians 2:9-12)
WHY DID WE EVEN DIG THEM UP?

>Revelation 13:16-18 Trying to make people first accept the REAL ID card (to get you in the system) and then right after forcibly implanting people with these RFID microchips- the coming ‘answer’ to the world economic crisis:

http://www.verichipcorp.com/

>The start of the North American Union and true globalization.
>North Korea’s weaponization for WW3 with ICBM technology from China which in turn was given it by the Clinton Administration.
>Push to attack Iran which will start WW3-the atomic war to end all wars. (If you think China, Russia, and the Muslim world would just sit back, you are a mistaken fool!). Escalation of the Georgian/Russian; Israeli/Palestinian; & Indian/Pakistani conflicts.
>Final push to one world government: The New World Order- The 4th Reich! (The brutal final empire foreseen by the prophet Daniel and John the Revelator)
>Rise of a miraculous and awe inspiring world leader later to turn world dictator.
>Push to one world religion where there are “many ways to God”.
>Toleration of everything but Jews and Christians.
>Temporary and unheard of “peace in the middle east”.
>Revelation13:10

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fema+camps&search_type=&aq=f

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fema+coffins&search_type=&aq=0&oq=fema+coffin

>More world wide food shortages and famines.
>More earth quakes. More fires. Strange and severe weather.
>Major spiritual awakenings.
>Rise of Islamic fanaticism.
>Rise in wickedness and corruption.
*Take a few minutes to listen to what this young child uncovered:

***THEY ARE ALREADY PRACTICING ***

Christians look forward to this as it means they will soon join their Saviour & Redeemer in the Millennial Kingdom of the next Age and their Heavenly Father later as “Children of Light”. If you try to equate 2012 with Y2K or some other date that cried wolf, then you will be making the worst mistake of your lifetime. Research all these things FOR YOURSELF!

Ancient Aliens : Vimana Aircraft of Ancient India

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Aliens In Michigan

Aliens In Michigan
How does the US Border Patrol treat you?

I usually cross over from Michigan to Canada, or from the East Coast, or through airports and they treat me well…ever since I became a US citizen.

When I was a resident alien, they treated me like crap every time. This was in the nineties. Now, when I fly or cross the border as a US citizen, they don’t even look at me twice. In Australia, I wasn’t a citizen and they treated me well, why does US Border patrol hate foreigners?

The border patrol is populated by jerks who forget that even their ancestors were illegal immigrants if you think about it. I mean, I’m part Native American, but my tribe migrated from Canada, for crying out loud!

Evicting Illegal Aliens from Michigan

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Aliens In Nebraska

Aliens In Nebraska
What are some new, innovative ways I can discipline my son so I won’t have to drop him off in Nebraska?

at a hospital before they close the loop hole in that safe haven law.

He’s 8 years old and a predator by what some idiot on here said.

Also, should I put him up in a fight against Alien, since he is a Predator?

Take his bed and make him sleep on the floor…lol..I would never do that but that is what my sons dad suggested after a referral came home yesterday!! What an idiot!!

I really think I should send Aidan down there to live with you and you can deal with both of them!!!

What great parents we are!!!!

illegal Aliens Get Out Fremont Nebraska is enforcing the LAW ( The Guy From 97305)

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Aliens In Denver Airport

Aliens In Denver Airport
i heard that in denver internation airport is where aliens pass customs and immigration .?

like in the movie men in black

Carlitos Way : are you making a statement or just been gosip

Denver Airport Alien Illuminati Conspricay part 1

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Aliens In Texas 2009

Aliens In Texas 2009
Michael Smerconish: Thoughts on Yesterday
While I still think we are at a point where there is more unknown than known about yesterday’s tragedy, it is already obvious that there is about to unfold a long overdue conversation about the level of discourse in this country.
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Real Aliens In Ohio

Real Aliens In Ohio
Crop circles in Sandyville, Ohio! Real or fake? Alien life?

I don’t know what to believe, but if they are the work of pranksters they did a darn good job! I saw actual pics of this from family members who live nearby, it is very uniform! I don’t believe in UFO’s etc, I guess because I have never seen any proof! What is a logical explanation? Just they work of some crafty teens?

http://www.cantonrep.com/index.php?ID=298253

Crop circles aren’t really that hard to make. You just need a decent topographic map, a compass, a 2×4, a rope, and some planning to get them to look pretty uniform.

REAL UFO PICTURES NEW,Alien Anomalies caught on film OHIO

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Aliens In Pa

Aliens In Pa

The Making Work Pay Credit has substantial impact on Americans and is targeted towards lower and middle income taxpayers. This credit is one of many tax changes resulting from the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009. According to a report from the Tax Inspector General for the Tax Administration dated November 27, 2009, the Making Work Pay Credit is expected to impact 116 million taxpayers.

Basically the credit was designed to provide tax relief for working people. Although the credit is technically claimed by taxpayers when they file their 2009 and 2010 tax returns, most taxpayers have already received the benefit of this credit by reduced payroll withholdings (and larger net paychecks) that went into effect during 2009. Unlike last year’s stimulus payment taxpayers did not receive a check. Taxpayers received this credit almost immediately, through a reduction in taxpayer’s payroll withholdings. Furthermore, this credit is also computed and reflected in the taxpayer’s 2009 tax return. The credit is basically $400 for single taxpayers and $800 for married couples filing joint returns. It is calculated as the lesser of 6.2% of the taxpayers earned income or $400 for single taxpayers and $800 for married couples filing a joint return.

Credit limitations – Income taxpayers with higher incomes are not eligible for the credit. This credit is reduced by 2% of a single individual’s modified adjusted gross income that exceeds $75,000. For married couples filing jointly, the threshold amount is $150,000. The Making Work Pay tax credit, is also subject to a reduction by the amount of any Economic Recovery Payment($250 per eligible recipient of Social Security, Supplemental Security Income, Railroad Retirement or Veteran’s benefits) or Special Credit for Certain Government Retirees($250 per eligible federal or state retiree) that you may have received.

Who can benefit from the credit? The credit is applicable only for taxpayers who have earned income. This means taxpayers must have been gainfully employed and received taxable compensation from wages, salaries and tips. Net earnings from self-employment is considered earned income.

In addition, earned income does not include the following:

  • Pension and annuity payments
  • Non-taxable compensation
  • Parsonage allowance

The following individuals are not entitled to the credit:

  • Tax filers without valid Social Security numbers
  • Taxpayers who could be claimed as another taxpayer’s dependent
  • Nonresident aliens
  • Estates and trusts

You may have a potential problem when filing your 2009 tax returns, if you had two jobs during the year and both employers reduced your withholdings. As a result of having improper withholdings from two jobs, you may receive a smaller tax refund or you may have to pay taxes as a result of the reduced withholding that was deducted during the year. Since most employers applied the new withholding tables assuming the income from that employer was the only source of the taxpayer’s income. In this connection, insufficient withholding may result of up to $400 per employer in excess of one for taxpayers who do not file jointly, or $800 per employer in excess of one for joint filers. A potential problem, could occur for taxpayers who had other income in addition to their W-2 wages. The other income could put you into the total or partial phase-out category of the credit, and could result in under-withholding of up to $400 ($800 for joint filers). And finally, this is a new tax credit and may be an easy for taxpayers who prepare their own taxes to miss.

How to report to the Internal Revenue Service ? If you receive less than the full amount of the anticipated credit through decreased withholding, then you may be entitled to the full credit on your return. For 2009, taxpayers are required to use Schedule M to report the tax credit. If you use Form 1040EZ instead of schedule M, there is a worksheet on page 2 of the Form 1040EZ that allows you to compute the credit amount.

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Are Aliens In Florida

Are Aliens In Florida
I have a florida drivers licence,can I get one in another state?

I have a florida drivers licence that expires in January,because I am here on a visa (legally I might add!!) they will only renew until the visa expires,can I go to another state ,that does not treat us Brits like aliens from another planet,get another licence there which would be for 5 years then exchange it for a 5 year one in Florida?Or would Florida resort to the visa date again?

The law is a federal one. The RealID Act is a stupid law, which prevents out-of-status aliens from having a driver license. You can only get a license in the state in which you reside and it expires when your visa expires.

Although there are some states which have not yet implemented it, all states have to follow that rule by 2009.

You have my sympathies.

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Aliens In Texas 2008 Earth

Aliens In Texas 2008 Earth
“Religious Viewpoints Antidiscrimination Act” – HS geology test, “6000 yo earth” may not marked ‘incorrect’?

if a student writes on his science test that the earth was 6000 yo (on religious grounds)… the teacher cannot mark it as incorrect, according to this texas and oklahoma state laws

are these laws still in effect?

and if so, can a student who believes in Scientology answer on his biology test that aliens live in our bodies?

“This Act makes it possible for students to express their religious beliefs in homework and other assignments” http://governor.state.tx.us/priorities/families/stronger_families/religious_viewpoints_anti_discrimination_act/

“the best treatment for swine flu is ‘laying on of hands’ <= this would be marked CORRECT on a test?

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/05/get_ready_oklahoma_sally_kern.php

"In 2007, Governor Perry signed the Religious Viewpoint Anti-Discrimination Act into law. "

Students are supposed to answer their homework with the knowledge they’re taught in school, not at church.

Horizon: We Are the Aliens (Part 4 of 5)