Mary asks…
Am I Like YOU? (for strange people)?
i believe (sp?):
- that squirrels will take over our planet
-that potatoes can talk
- that garden gnomes are actually aliens imported from mars (they will kill us all)
- Steven Harper (canadian prime minister) is a sex-bomb
-jesus was a midget (his parents where elephants though)
- i have telekinesis (i once moved the store Loblaws (on bankstreet, ottawa ont.) six inches to the left….. ( yeeess i know what you’re thinking…. imm just tooo cooool)
My goals:
-make a light saber
- learn how to make a bed
- hack the goverment computer system
- unite all the ninjas from jupiter
- meet a real live pokemon
-be executed (head getting chopped off)
my fears:
-phones (i can hear voices in them)
-seagulls
- garden gnomes (espiecially the ones that look like leprechauns)
- potatoes (the raw ones can speeeeaaak)
- The monkeys with the wings in the Wizard of Oz
Things i wonder about
- how to mermaids have sex….. (the movie Arial was censored)
- after sniffing glue, are the butterflies i see real??
things i say:
- gargoyles unite against expired pudding
-there’s a leprechaun, he makes me burn things (hehe got that from ralph
- do you have a kitty cat?
- i have the butterfly sunglasses, the point is, did you give joey a stiffie??
things i’ve done
- set fire to an oven mit
-set fire to binder
-set fire to a textbook
-set fire….. k…. im not even gonna go there
-jumped out of a moving car
-sold my dad’s van for 30 bucks
- tried to create a minor nuclear explosion (failure)
ARE YOU STRANGE LIKE ME???? IF SOOO ADD ME AS YOUR FRIEND…. (or you won’t wake up tommorrow morning)
yeeesss im a loner….. i just wanna know, if im the only strange child out there…… remember add me if you agree with anything i say
luv all you silly bi+chches 
*********************peace luv n’ cookies******************************
hehehe im gonna go jump of the roof
hehehe……. i hit my head rlly hard on that fence….. wwwwoooooooooooooo look at all the fireflies ???? wat r they doin inside…….
questions answers:
Being sarcastic and stating unusual thoughts and ideas that you hold doesn’t make you strange. It makes me think you want to be seen as different and would like to compare your self to the other ‘average people’ when you receive comments that strengthen your idea of strangeness in encourages you to become more and more different from society. But really you can’t pull your own strings and choose differently from others. Because of the simple fact that you are playing the game. The only game. The game where every time you play you the player think is in control. But the game is just playing you. Creating a realistic image which seems manipulable when playing the game. How do you beat the game? There is no way to beat the game every time you think whether it’s normal or strange you play it and in the end you lose the game.
GAME OVER
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